funny!

A kid was happily reading the 
Bible while waiting for a bus to 
convey him to school....Every now 
and then he wud exclaim,"Alleluia, 
praise the Lord, Amen"...And on 
and on as he read on. A mAn heard him and cAme to ask 
wAt he's reading. 
The kid ansed,"I'm reading how 
God parted the red sea and let 
the Isrealites go through-dat's a 
... miracle! 

The mAn explained:"don't believe 
everything the Bible tells U..The 
truth of the matter is dat, the 
wAterbody was only 6 inches deep- so dat wasn't a miracle.. 
The kid nodded in disappointment, but kept on reading...As the mAn was walking away feeling proud dat he's set the kid straight, he 
again heard a big,"Alleluia, praise 
the Lord!, from the kid..., 

The mAn cAme back to the kid and asked,"wAt's it this time? 

The kid excitedly said,"this one is 
real miracle; God drowned the 
whole Egyptians army in a 6 inches deep of water WAt an amazing miracle