...kill

if you want to kill a church or fellowship:

Don't attend.

  If you do attend, always be late.

  If it's warm, or cold, or rainy, don't think of going.

  When you attend, find fault with everybody and everything.

  Don't accept an office, as you may be criticized.

  Get sore if you are not appointed on committees, but if you are, don't serve.

  If the chairperson asks you for an opinion on some matter, tell him/her you

  have nothing to say.

  After the session, tell everybody how it ought to be done. 

  Do nothing you can get out of doing.

  But when the willing work overtime to keep things moving, howl that the thing

  is run by a clique.

  Hold back your dues, or don't give or pay at all.

  Don't bother about getting new members.

  Let someone else do it.

  -barbara nell